No Sense at All

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AlsatianSince today is Friday (at least here it is), and I’m packing up for a trip out of town next week, how about this one:

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:

“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”

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8 responses so far

8 Responses to “No Sense at All”

  1. Mikeon Mar 14th 2008 at 9:04 am

    Those inscrutible Alsatians…

  2. Robert Hruzekon Mar 14th 2008 at 10:14 am

    I always knew they were smart dogs, but this photo kinda makes you wonder, “Just what ARE you thinkin’, fella…”

  3. Brad Shorron Mar 14th 2008 at 12:13 pm

    My cats got a good chuckle out of the post (but the photo kind of scared them).

  4. Robert Hruzekon Mar 14th 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Brad, send your cats here, then be prepared for shock trauma! :-D

  5. Trevoron Mar 15th 2008 at 4:40 am

    That is a good one.

    Whenever I tell my wife little stories like that I am testing out the story. If she looks puzzled I scrap it. If she smiles I usually scrap it.

    But if she laughs out loud I know I’m on a winner.

    She laughed at this one.

  6. Robert Hruzekon Mar 15th 2008 at 8:04 am

    Mrs. MZM, when told this one, she just rolled her eyes. That’s a sure sign of a winner to me!

    I don’t know why this sort of thing appeals to me, but there it is. But then I’ve always been a big fan of the unexpected ending.

  7. Matthijs Hofstedeon Mar 17th 2008 at 2:50 am

    Good one!

    The look on some peoples face after a story like this is sometimes more funny then the joke itself.

  8. Robert Hruzekon Mar 18th 2008 at 11:05 am

    I have to completely agree, Matthijs! :-D

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