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More great quotes: for inspiration, for life, for laughs…

• “If you think that it is expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.” – Paul N. (Red) Adair
• “When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who sees a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.” – Dave Barry
• “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.” – Abraham Lincoln
• “The main difference between genius and stupidity is that genius knows its limits.” – Unknown
• “Be sincere; be brief; be seated.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
• “Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.” – Eric Hoffer
• “The best way to predict the future is to invent it.” – Alan Kay
• “1. Never tell everything at once.” – Ken Venturi
• “To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.” – Thomas Edison
• “Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.” – Voltaire
• “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein
• “I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to us as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.” - Bjarne Stroustrup
• “People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.” – Heather Armstrong
• “Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.” – Stephen Leacock
• “Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.” – Mark Twain
• “If you trust Google more than your doctor maybe it’s time to switch doctors.” – Jadelr and Cristina Cordova
• “Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.” – Margaret Millar
• “Horse sense is the thing a horse has that keeps it from betting on people.” – W. C. Fields
• “It’s a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them.” – Dame Rose Macaulay
• “Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.” – George Santayana
• “Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.” – Oscar Wilde
• “So much of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to work.” – Peter Drucker
• “In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
• “Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.” – Peter Borden
• “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – E. E. Cummings
• “The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.” – Joe Ancis
• “I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn’t learn something from him.” – Galileo Galilei
• “Never tell anyone that you’re: writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They’ll encourage you to death.” – Lynn Johnston
• “The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.” – Robert Heinlein
• “It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.” – William G. McAdoo
• “If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?” – Steven Wright
• “Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say it with the utmost levity.” – George Bernard Shaw
• “Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.” – Robertson Davies
• “Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.” – Alfred Hitchcock
• “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
• “A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.” – William James
• “Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.” – Aldous Huxley

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