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Here’s a little food for thought over the weekend…

A woman decided to visit a single’s club located on the top floor of a downtown building. Upon entering, she noticed a large, well-built man sitting alone at the bar, so she decided to go over and see what developed.

“Well, hello,” she said. “What are you having?”

The man looked at her for a moment, and then replied, “I’m drinking magic beer.”

Intrigued, she sat next to him and asked, “Magic beer? What on earth is magic beer?”

“Well, when I drink magic beer, I can fly,” he said with a smile.

The woman was understandably skeptical. “Nonsense! There’s no such thing as magic beer.”

The man snorted and said, “Well then watch this!” He got up, walked outside to the patio and stepped up on the ledge. Then he jumped off and flew around the building a few times. Landing lightly on the patio, he came back inside and sat down next to the astonished woman.

“That’s incredible; I’ve never seen anything like it!” She turned to the bartender and said excitedly, “I’ll have what he’s having!”

The bartender obliged, setting a cold frothy mug on the bar in front of her. She picked it up, drank it down, and announced, “Now it’s my turn!”

She walked out onto the patio, stood up on the ledge and jumped off, immediately plunging to her death.

The bartender turned, looked at the man, shook his head sadly and said, “I’m tellin’ ya, Superman, you sure make a really mean drunk!”

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