Great Quotes #3

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Odd goings on with Blogger these days. I’m thinking of moving MZM to another medium. But that’s another story. ..

Not much free time today, so here’s a few more quotes for inspiration, for thought, and for laughs.

  • “She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.” – Groucho Marx
  • “We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.” – Frank Tibolt
  • “Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.” – Voltaire
  • “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” – Aristotle
  • “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” – Noel Coward
  • “The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.” – Hubert Humphrey
  • “The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin
  • “People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.” – Hermann Hesse
  • “Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.” – Mark Twain
  • “Famous remarks are seldom quoted correctly.” – Simeon Strunsky
  • “The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter the chance to do something stupid.” – Art Spander
  • “If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to understand it.” – Emerson Pugh
  • “We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.” – Jeff Marder
  • “Success is building something great, not something big.” – Ping Fu
  • “Never play Russian roulette with an Uzi.” – Guy Kawasaki’s mother
  • “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce
  • “What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.” – John Ruskin
  • “Never eat more than you can lift.” – Miss Piggy
  • “If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” – Ludwig Wittgenstein
  • “The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.” – Marcel Proust
  • “A wonderful harmony is created when we join together the seemingly unconnected.” – Heraclitus
  • “We are all angels with just one wing – we can only fly while embracing one another.” – Luciano de Crescenzo
  • “Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only the wisest of cats would think to look there.” – Scott Love
  • “If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
  • “Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.” – General George Patton
  • “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” – Steven Wright
  • “If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.” – Clarence Darrow
  • “Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.” – Helen Keller
  • “I want to put a ding in the universe.” – Steve Jobs
  • “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work” – Thomas Edison
  • You know, it would just be absolutely finer than a frogs hair if you would subscribe to my RSS feed!

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    1. Dustin Walperon Dec 31st 1969 at 6:00 pm

      Good call Bob, I’m especially fond of the Jobs quote: it explains his humongous ego.

      With that said, I thought you might be interested in the fact that I actually have a new blog post today! Life threw me a curveball and I took a brief sabbatical, but now I’m back and better than ever… I think.

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