Comments on: An OOB Award to… http://middlezonemusings.com/an-oob-award-to-2/ It's about lessons learned... from life! Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:08:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Bob http://middlezonemusings.com/an-oob-award-to-2/#comment-249 Bob Wed, 31 Dec 1969 23:59:59 +0000 http://middlezonemusings.com/?p=173#comment-249 Never having seen Dr. Who, I suppose OOB could have had a previous life...<BR/><BR/>Oh, and [Cue the <I>awwwww</I>]<BR/><BR/>All right, let's carry this idea a bit farther. Assuming it should represent a person's "legacy", then these peoples' caskets should look like...<BR/><BR/>Bill Clinton - giant zipper<BR/>Monica Lewinsky - cigar<BR/>Mick Jagger - pair of lips<BR/>Dolly Parton - "twin peaks" (need we say more?)<BR/>John Kerry - Swift boat<BR/>Al Gore - Wooden box (think about it)<BR/>Sly Stallone - boxing glove<BR/>David Hasselhof - Kitt the amazing sentient car<BR/><BR/>... can you go on? Never having seen Dr. Who, I suppose OOB could have had a previous life…

Oh, and [Cue the awwwww]

All right, let’s carry this idea a bit farther. Assuming it should represent a person’s “legacy”, then these peoples’ caskets should look like…

Bill Clinton - giant zipper
Monica Lewinsky - cigar
Mick Jagger - pair of lips
Dolly Parton - “twin peaks” (need we say more?)
John Kerry - Swift boat
Al Gore - Wooden box (think about it)
Sly Stallone - boxing glove
David Hasselhof - Kitt the amazing sentient car

… can you go on?

]]> By: Pete Aldin http://middlezonemusings.com/an-oob-award-to-2/#comment-250 Pete Aldin Wed, 31 Dec 1969 23:59:59 +0000 http://middlezonemusings.com/?p=173#comment-250 OOB sounds like an alien on Dr Who!<BR/><BR/>Man, what a concept. To the first question I answer: I'd like to give my <I>Dad</I> ... oh, you said be <I>nice</I>... <BR/><BR/>Ok, I'd bury my wife in a coffin shaped like a jewelry box; you know, something precious inside? (Everyone say <I>ohhhhhhhhhhh</I>)<BR/><BR/>To the Bonus Question (you're such a giver!), I answer: make mine an X-Wing starfighter from Star Wars (the original trilogy). Yes, it's complex. Yes, it would cost my family an absolute fortune. What's the problem? OOB sounds like an alien on Dr Who!

Man, what a concept. To the first question I answer: I’d like to give my Dad … oh, you said be nice…

Ok, I’d bury my wife in a coffin shaped like a jewelry box; you know, something precious inside? (Everyone say ohhhhhhhhhhh)

To the Bonus Question (you’re such a giver!), I answer: make mine an X-Wing starfighter from Star Wars (the original trilogy). Yes, it’s complex. Yes, it would cost my family an absolute fortune. What’s the problem?

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